Which is pretty much every day. This gif is my daily affirmation.

The Filed to: section of Deadspin is often my favorite. I appreciate the words that you write and the links that you share, but I will be laughing about “Filed to: NOOOO” until I cry myself to sleep tonight.

YES. More stars, how do I give this more stars?

I would have liked to have seen Press get in the game.

Also, since she was co-hosting as Traci Reardon, she was on stage for the whole show. Every CBB should be all-Lauren, all the time.

Oh hello there, Michael Fassbender. I like the way you think, Mr. Matyas.

This guy is dumb and hilarious, and a much better interview than this bullshit dumb segment deserves.

Wait, so maybe he didn’t die accidentally, maybe it was a suicide, and that’s why we should crack wise when we post video of it? Am I reading that right?

Are we sure he caught it? It hits him in the hand and then he stutter steps and looks down, presumably where the ball fell.

Old white guys be damned, he still said, presumably by accident into a hot mic, “Fuck that guy.” The story here isn’t the N word (ugh, or at least I hope it doesn’t become so), but of us collectively giggling about the kids this tournament learning the hard way that professional microphones are really well made these…

Chips and salsa and a huge glass of milk. Not because the salsa is too hot, but because milk and cilantro is awesome.

Ponzu, straight from the bottle.

Shut up, now I have to cry too. Okay, I was already crying.

When I was 6 years old, my dad woke up my older brother and me at 1 o'clock in the morning to excitedly declare that he had found something amazing while playing Super Mario Bros. My father was a Classics professor who liked black and white movies and chamber music. Pop culture was not his forte. Yet somehow, he…

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Openly* sorry, I can barely read my own typing.

Opening weeping right now. But at least we got to laugh a bit along with his friends.

Everyone was already standing for the three ball at the end of the game, but both of those plays were the biggest "jump out of your seat" moments. The best part was the short lived groan of agony from everyone in the crowd when the ball hit the front of the rim and the home team had seemingly blown a winnable game. …

In the grand tradition of accomplished British actors killing it in cult American comedies (see: Brian Cox in Super Troopers), Ian McShane is the most underrated part of this amazing movie.

Naming the third Thor movie "Ragnarok" sounds like Marvel planning Chris Hemsworth's exit strategy.