I've had to keep buying them, I fill mine with all my passwords, bank account numbers and pin numbers, but I keep leaving it on the bus. My address is on the cover but no one has ever sent it back to me :(

ADR "We're quarter of a quintillion miles from earth"

I should sign up to this hip new Facebook thing - where do I find it? Should I Bing it with Google?

I run windows 7 and OSX on my MacBook Pro - many people do.

Lizzie wore green while in Ireland last year.

it's actually quite amazing.

Yeah, all good with the specs, but what's it made from?

Oh my god! I didn't even know that these sites existed until now. Sorry but this is just sad, get out into the world people.

My wife is a Journalist and she's done the same in the past, got paid thousands in compensation - basically it's like getting paid twice.

Gay male cow tipping attempt - Epic Fail!

Next they'll say that eating animal fat makes you gain weight!

Aparantly ambidextrous people are also cursed with killer good looks!

No study on people who freely swap hands? How many other ambidextrous people are there compared to right or left handers?

Kennedy's speech still makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Fell to her death, those wacky Japanese...

The Japanese make it into a gameshow.

The colours are bad, not impressed either, it's like a bad version of the Red. I work in the feature film industry and the Red hasn't got such a good name for colour...

Walking on water has some unforeseen side effects: they all look like they need to poo!

You would have to live under a rock to not know about the Titanic. It was discussed in History at school...

You mean 3,500,000 to 1?