auspieninja
auspieninja
auspieninja

This is 100% true. He has not only never, ever been hot, he has never once in his life looked like a functioning person of his own age. I am *roughly* the same age as he is (within 3 or 4 years, I think), and all through his “heartthrob” years, I thought women my age who found him hot were disgusting, because he

And THIS is why you can’t argue with Trump supporters. I suppose we could distract them with some fireworks and a coupon to Olive Garden... other than that, you’re just expending wasted breath trying to convince them of Anything!

No, it says “From Bristol’s back porch I can see Heaven.”

Dan Phillips’ thoughts as he put together the segment on April 21: “This is going to be epic. This is going to be awesome. This is going to go viral, and I’m finally going to be able to get off the Fox affiliate of this podunk backwater full of phony wannabe cowboys from Des Moines who waste their lives trying to come

With razor wire. And a moat. Filled with sharks (with frickin’ lasers, obvs).

Yeah, so you can be killed by a woods-dwelling survivalist psycho in peace.

You said: “We don’t have a private platform that tries to suppress views contrary to our own.”

The worst part was, the doctor was my mom’s OBGYN and my mom had convinced/conspired with her to tell me some serious bullshit. After confirming to my mom that my hymen was still intact and I was in fact still “a girl” (meaning, virgin), she informed me that tampons could break my hymen and that my future husband

The senate hearings were amazing, but seem to have been forgotten. Why wouldn’t anyone want a leader that strong and graceful under pressure?

Using to science to bring you the smartphone, cars, air conditioning, etc. that’s science we can trust! Science used for medicine, discovering the universe... whoa whoa... that’s up to debate. Funny how religions clearly made scientific exceptions for your unlimited data plan and hybrid mini-van, but cursed everything

I bet they take the goddamn car to a mechanic, rather than expecting prayer and cooking ingredients to fix its shit.

Of course...they will happily do what is best for themselves (i.e. protect their child molester brother from any punishment or actual therapy for the sake of their brand), while actively espousing hypocritical views that hurt and jeopardize others (call all transgender people child molesters and ask people to vote

No. Family is family, and you still love your child, but you teach them the responsibility to own up to their mistake. Then you continue to support them and reinforce better life choices. Love isn’t something that can be turned off.

You do understand the difference between you, a person who is alive, has formed relationships, has a personality, enjoys life and wants to be alive and a half formed fetus that is gravely injured and unwanted, right?

I had a narcissistic mother too, and, at times, I’ve probably gone too far in the other direction to avoid being the kind of mother she was.

I’m from Ohio. They mean depression. Depression is what you’ll find.

On that note, fuck winter. ATTACK!

I’m just being tongue in cheek with my comment; 500 days of Kristen is wearing me down.

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