He was only worth $45m and paid $2m for a cd? Wow, I guess you really don’t need any money management or people skills to be rich, you just need to be a complete sociopath.

This advice is so good that I’m thinking about taking it even though I’m happily married with no children.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you DTMFA!

All! Of! This!!

Making white people feel uncomfortable is a far worse crime than anything white people have ever done. So remember, if you’re going to protest the things white people continue to do, do it somewhere where white people aren’t affected by it or can’t see it. Also don’t talk about it.

Saw this on twitter and it made me laugh.

Then you are in for a treat.

Two seconds of googling tells me Argentina has the highest tax rate, we weren’t even on the list of top 25.

Because Obama did it or liked it. And because so much of GOP politics and Trump’s in particular begin and end with “Fuck Obama”. They really got put out by those eight years of a black man running the country and actually being really good at it, they need to screw over his legacy as much as possible.

The officer in question, Detective Jeff Payne, becomes increasingly hostile and aggressive as the scene unfolds, eventually grabbing Wubbels, pinning her arms behind her back and pulling her out of the building as she screams.

Good. There are no good cops. Just accomplices.

But but but if he did his job like he was supposed to and not violate the fourth amendment then how on earth is he supposed to look like the cop with the most power and biggest penis in front of all the other cops!?! Did you even think about how important his ego is to him Stig? I bet you didn’t.

I watched Dracula in its original release in San Francisco while tripping my buns off on acid. I think that may have permanently colored my perception of the movie -as well as everything else :) .

May I just add that while Rami Malek is amazing remember how great Carly Chaikin is. See also her role in the all too underrated Suburgatory.

Case in point: I’m in the office break room decompressing while CNN drones on in the background. A co-worker comes in and we talk a bit about the hurricane and whatnot - we both have family in the Houston area. CNN cuts to Trump telling the Gov. of TX something to the effect of “After this is all said and done, we…

Since there’s only one word in the Code 45* hopper, today’s secret message is, by default:

A man who’s going to bounce will do it no matter what you name the kid.

at the top of the donation page it says “response recorded”. So send that response on through!!!

It makes me really sad to see pictures and video of HRC from the campaign.