Despacito is a mediocre song. Team No One.

YES. You are clearly someone of excellent taste and judgment.

People with Chlamydia has suffered enough.

The version without Beiber is waaaaaaay more enjoyable.

...at least the Bieber part of it.

Me when I thought they were going to insult Bieber:

Pot meet Kettle...now y’all both can go into the dustbin of yesterday’s music.

Brother is cooler and better looking.

Never take a Kushner promise. They aren’t good for anything.

Don’t bother arguing with that idiot. He’s really stupid.

The brother is a different story. Totally would in that case.

1. STOP AT RED LIGHTS AND STOP SIGNS

NY Times is a rightwing rag now. Sad!

Ah, the old “PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEE” trick. Guys really do think they’re the center of the universe.

Dr Kellogg recommended clitorectomies for girls who just wouldn’t stop expressing all the signs of sexual abuse. Like wetting their beds or inappropriately touching themselves in public. Shit was wild.

It waa common for women being dubbed “hysteric” to get fingered by their doctors to “calm them down.” Oftentimes, the women were institutionalized and unable to fight back. The modern vibrator has some (but not all) roots in this phenomenon.

And people think A Handmaid’s Tale is something people don’t need to be reading or watching because it’s “irrelevant”.

A similar tactic was once used to cure “hysteria”, especially in mentally and/ or physically incapacitated women. This man is essentially reading the Victorian Predators Handbook.

He wanted to shock her into realising he was there? By groping her? I’ve heard some spectacularly dumb excuses for sexual assault, but that takes the cake.

Three words.