Um, I would not call trying to trademark public domain art and culture that’s hundreds of years old “basically as innocent and worthy a cause as one can imagine.” It’s pretty much the opposite of that.

Nancy Jo: Deeply tapped into her fanbase.

Such an act of kindness on your part to take the time. In return, I would like to bestow upon you my favorite Dove Promise wrapper quote (from before they all seemed to just be self referential to the act of eating chocolate. “Treat yourself” yeah, I just unwrapped a chocolate, I’m on it.)

‘brosnan, whose wife got fat and weirdly he’s still with her’ is all anyone ever wants to write.

This sounds decidedly un-Wiccan. If someone was running around crucifying people, no one would describe the killings as “Catholic” in nature.

I’m surprised the article about Pierce Brosnan didn’t have a picture of his wife. The DM among others is fucking obsessed with showing pictures of his wife! I can’t even bring myself to put into words why they do what they do.

“we’ve been able to obtain a photo of the suspects fleeing the crime scene.”

Per Morgan: “Here is a screencap of video surveillance of the witches before the murder, planning this fiendish crime.”

How to start your day like Mocena:

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She probably enjoyed life more than most of us. RIP.

Outtakes are needed.

He’s exceedingly good-looking, but why is he wearing my Aunt Melba’s good Sunday coat?

A few weeks ago, I was in a class for work, and we had a catered in lunch. The girl sitting next to me said, “Oh, I hope they have something gluten free.” I responded with “Oh, you have Celiac disease?” To which she replied, “No, I’m just kindof intolerant. Like if I eat gluten, I get bad heartburn.”