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YEAH, IT’S GENIUS.

Cheesecake Factory is pretty bomb. But it’s no California Pizza Kitchen.

This mural says “Taylor Smith”.

Katy gets the Olympic spirit.

You’re a genius! I would actually watch the opening ceremony if he sang the theme, and that’s really saying something.

Given the disaster-in-waiting that is the Rio Olympics, from the dead mascot to the bay contaminated by human feces and raw sewage to the beaches strewn with body parts to the overcrowded favelas to the cratering economy to the government riddled with corruption to the shoddy construction of the venues to the lack of

I had one. His name was Fred. He was one of the best pets I ever had (and I’m a dog owner and my heart belongs to them) until my cleaning lady killed him because she was afraid of him (yes, my parents fired her, but )@$)(@$)(@*)$(*)() So smart, so sweet, so cute.

Whoa. Cool, but also disturbing. Have you had children yet? You go through a kind of mind-bending process with that, too. They give you pamphlets explaining exactly what, statistically speaking, is most likely to kill your kid, and what you should do about it. It’s very.... practical.

I died at “...got sprayed in the eye with blood and clear-colored seepage both.” Death by disgust. I’m commenting from Hell now.

Have you got a scab that needs picking or a pair of freshly-polished glasses that could do with a well-aimed sneeze? They’re your man. Rats. They’re your rats. Actually, they’re mine.

That’s a good question. I’m going to look this stuff up now.

Hahaha, very good point! :)

If someone comes back from New York and says people were rude there I ask them what they did wrong.

Good Grief, that’s repellent.

Does it depend on what they’re wearing?

I am a life long Californian but have spent a good deal of time in NYC and I love it. No, people are not “nice” but it is understood that you leave people alone, respect their space as much as you can even when you’re smooshed against them, and they help when it counts. If someone comes back from New York and says

No, it’s great. If I was in mortal danger and being rescued, I would want 300+ people to take photographs and video of me to post all over the internet. It’s indecent, but it makes for a good post on your FB feed right? You can just put the damn phone away.

Two onlookers and a police officer at the scene immediately jumped onto the tracks to rescue Pamplin