Yeah, if this is what they’re going with now, “mental health issues” I want receipts on these fuckers. What was this asshole’s diagnosis: bipolar, schizophrenic, depressed? Who was his doctor? What meds or therapy was he trying? Why didn’t that work?

Pretty sure the plural of “octopus” is “octobros,” because an octopus is nature’s bro and will totally stunt on your ass