This is not the IOC’s fault, but women’s hockey is a substantially different sport than men’s hockey.

Vismuradov was not only given a Schengen visa to enter Rotterdam, but was able to travel freely between multiple European nations without significant molestation.

Please tell me that a “Steam Whistle” involves foreplay of some sort.

I...knew it? He must be like their Samson. I bet if you shave it off he gets drunk off of three beers and ruins his brats.

He’s Wisconsin Fit, not fat. The mustache? Yeah, That’s a North Woods thing he’s got going on. Or possibly West Allis.

That’s Matt Hamilton... and he is, in fact, from Madison, WI.

I’m so confused by that mustache. I want to say it’s a Wisconsin mustache, but this man is not fat enough to be from Wisconsin. It’s the uncanny valley of Wisconsin man in the Olympics, and I don’t like it one bit.

You laugh but we’re not going to let these guys back into the country.

Somebody updated that:

We also have to talk about the Maddie Rooney save at the end of OT that kept America’s ass alive. 4-on-3 powerplay with less than a minute to go, Canada broke through to get a shot at the net and she just deflected it over. Canada basically started celebrating with it in the air!

The Agera is even better looking than the Chiron and it’s name isn’t likely to get screwed up every time someone comments on it.

It’s nuts to think that the previous record for speed on a public roadway was only 10mph slower but that it occurred nearly 80 years prior.

He’s being compensated by provenance. No one else has the record holding Koenigsegg. He’d best sell it on before the record is broken.

At first I thought it was funny because of the sheer, minimal competence involved, and then I got a little annoyed when I found out how she got in. But now, I feel like the only way to describe this is that it’s actually insane. Like, who does this? Many people dream of one day competing in the Olympics, and of course…

Any more background on her? From what I understand she did all this globe trotting on her own ticket, has a Harvard background and is essentially well off enough to pursue this farce.

If you can’t see how training and qualifying while being bad is different from planning to be bad and qualifying because you bought yourself a (bunch of plane) ticket(s) to the Olympics...you may want to learn the word nuance and think about how it applies here.

You talkin’ about Ledecka? She actually has competed on the World Cup tour and legitimately qualified for inclusion on a competitive team.

I’m actually more impressed that she competed in that many competitions, and yet never got any better. That’s commitment to mediocrity.