If only it were a Prius.

I drink his tears. But only because they’re perfectly pH balanced to my body’s chakra and infused with minerals and a lemon flavor.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

*Player turns up field, runs seventeen yards, gets tackled loses football out of bounds*

Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

Michaels and Collinsworth sounded like their dog died when that final play ended up incomplete. Hell Collinsworth is probably still finding a way to turn that touchdown into an incomplete pass.

Well, that means they are going to have to ship all those Patriots Super Bowl Champions t-shirts somewhere in the third world, like South Boston.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

I think this is the MSDS for what they are using based on the picture.*

Think you might’ve missed a few things in terms of overall narrative design.

Stories are not always meant to be reflective of current social mores or values; they are meant to be reflective of a time period and a location (and social order).

If the treatment of a specific subset of humans (be that a sex, gender, gender…

To be fair, criminals don’t treat anyone else well either.

If someone can pull it off it’s Donnie Yen. The guy is amazing.

That was my first thought. Is hydraulic fluid running down sewer drains really something you want?

Eagles fans could weaponize that way too easily.

Did they file an environmental impact statement?

It does not, actually. Relative to the sales clip on consoles, the PC sales have NOT been any higher than a game without easily crackable DRM or DRM free.

His modus operandi seems to be that his company shells out the cash to do their teardown and costings, then sells the associated report to other interested parties (OEMs, suppliers, governmental bodies etc.) and recoups the initial investment through these sales.

I think you overestimate Jalopnik’s investigations budget.

I thought by law nationwide you had to have a mechanical trunk release.

What happens when the front doors are stuck shut in a front end or side impact collision? Also, what if the front passenger(s) are imobile? Or a child that cannot be easily accessed without the use of the electronic door releases? Worse yet, a child seat typically means that you cannot fold down the seats and reaching…