you just ruined my day :(

If time travel were possible...

I think she may have, it just didn’t take.

**slow clap with slight nod of approval**

That’s what I was thinking. His ego will not be able to take it when he loses this November.

All I see are his short fingered hands here, tbh.

She deserves to work at a better publication than this.

I wonder if the officers involved had to fight over who gets the collar.

Look at that little guy go! He is incorgiable!

I love all of you punderful people. Thank you!

Poodle. Wait, is that not the game we’re playing?

Nobody enjoys being hounded by the police.

He probably made a poodle on the floor!

It’s rather unfair to Pit such a tiny dog against the police! I hope he was read his mirAnda(lusion) rights and promptly hired the very best Beagle team.

The cop on the motorcycle had to get affenpinscher by the collar to pick her up.

He looks a little husky for a chihuahua, but he’s still got that spring(er) in his step!

Good thing they didn’t have to take him back to the Lab(rador).

I bet he thought he was in deep shih tzu when he saw the lights flashing.