My phallic sensibilities have been torn asunder.

“Kemp looked unhappy while undertaking her perp walk into court Monday, and is said to have wept in front of the judge,”

Dear TLC,

You have a very strange notion of what constitutes “beautiful.” :-)

“We’ve never shot no one yet,” Gray told Nat Geo.

I don’t know why, but this was the first thing I thought of when I read the headline.

Well, this is five minutes of my life I'm never getting back...

Don't you guys have guns? The solution seems clear. And it's been far too long since we had a Revolution.

I’m considering trying to turn Observation Deck into a resistance movement.

I know! But hey, we have to unite against the hordes of Gizmodo!

I agree! James is the only reason I even visit the site anymore.

The worst has happened. Bears have declared war on Christmas. Someone call Stephen Col— oh. Right.

Oh it’s coming. And I have the feeling she is probably eying the door as well.

They don't scare me. At all.

It really is a tragedy. We original io9ers had class. But now we are drowning in this Gizaster.

Ever since the merge, io9 is basically trash (with a couple of exceptions). I remember when it used to be something of substance. The merger is probably why Annalee left.

Must...resist...urge...to joke...

I said a few exceptions...

Keep in mind religion has been twisted by people. Even the Bible was written by sexist, racist men. So we can’t blame beliefs, but the people who twist those beliefs for their own ends. It’s not religion that needs to be destroyed, but rather the current power structure. Community is all well and good, but I think…

They’re in Arkansas, what do you expect? The South is pretty much 50-100 years behind the rest of the country culturally, with a few exceptions.