Oh I do :-)

That is a pretty good indicator, this is true.

That’s fucking ridiculous. Patriarchial bullshit. I’m 5’11 and would love to date a woman who is 6’3 as much as I’d love to date a woman who is 5’3. My fiancee is 5’9 and taller than me when she wears heels. I care not in the slightest. What matters is that she is an awesome person and we have fun together. Those guys…

Oh I have scars. But I also have OCD when it comes to washing my hands and wearing gloves while I work.

Even the women? Sign me up!

Not necessarily. I've been doing physical labor my entire adult life and I have the svelte hands of a young Vincent Price.

There's an epidemic in Portland.

It probably doesn’t help that the current lumbersexual fad has resulted in a bunch of men who just look like they could chop wood then toss you over their shoulder and take you to bed, but in actuality wouldn’t know a trunk ax from a twig hatchet and have the upper body strength of my ninety-one-year-old arthritic…

I’m an agnostic, so I’m neutral in the Theist-Atheist Wars. I just know I’ve met really judgmental religious people and very judgmental atheists, and it would be nice if people could just accept people for who they are as long as who they are involves not physically or prejudicially harming anyone else.

I always wonder how different things would be if everyone respected each other’s beliefs without judging them.

I winter in Hobo Sound. It always smells funny.

Could be worse. He could have said American Eagle.

That's not a dog, it's an evolved dustball.

I wonder if Anne’s kid will be as pretentious as her. She’s not Jennifer Garner-level, but damn.

I totally read that as “Florida Man Arrested For DUI While In Electric Chair.”

You know, I always thought we could stand to be a little more Betazoid...

“TRUUUUUUMP!!!!!!”

“FUCKING CONSERVATIVES!”

“I was at a party recently and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvres plate,” she added.”

Considering it was a woman who created this girl, I'm letting this one slide.