Kanye: girrrrl...my last album is a piece of trash and people haven’t talked about me in the media for like 2 weeks!

A large issue in this as well is trust. Who is going to talk to Kanye or Kim on the phone again without thinking that the conversation might be recorded.

It would be rather fitting for Kanye’s career to come to end for speaking through a wire.

Please, oh PLEASE prosecute them. I’d love to see Mr. & Mrs. High & Mighty Useless be prevented from traveling overseas ever again! They’re an embarrassment to the entire U.S.

Soccer is a sport that has been played for generations. basketball is a gym class game designed to keep schoolkids running around indoors without hurting themselves during shitty New England winters.

Oh I’m not really an advocate for a shootout to decide a game in any sport. The only point I was trying to make was to counter an absurd statement like “with soccer... OH NO! We gotta play guessy-shoot, cause we can’t jog around the grass anymore!”

Y’know, I’m Canadian and therefore, by default, a hockey fan. But hockey players put in 20-30 seconds for a shift. In soccer, you get 3 subs in a game, max. Once that’s done, you dance with what brung ya. They go to penalties because the other option is to possibly kill one or more players, people who already run…

Hockey: If it is tied after the 3rd period in the regular season, you have a 5 minute overtime followed by a shootout if necessary. In the playoffs it can go all night as you suggested, but remember that hockey also allows unlimited substitutions. Soccer has THREE.

Well, I’m not going to fight 2 billion soccer fans about whether it’s a sport or not. You do it, I’ll wait here.

“Imagine if this one sport adopted rules from a completely different sport to decide the outcome.”

Simultaneously the worst and best set of penalties I’ve ever seen.

Please stop saying “PKs.” They are called penalties. Fans in every other country on earth call them penalties. Loudmouth USMNT shills on terrible US broadcasts call them PKs. There is no need to nickname them — it certainly won’t help broaden the US audience. It’s a dreadful American affectation that needs to die a…