Great blog, Albert, and perhaps an unintentional meta example of why we’re all so royally fucked.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

I came here for this and was not disappointed. This is one of the finest comments in Deadspin history. Well done.

I just wish Ashley Feinberg posted more often :(

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

I will never understand why hockey fans give a shit about a player’s ability to fight. It’s like placing some importance on a left tackle’s ability to play beer pong.

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

I suggest rethinking that whole “Over 38" thing, guys.

I’m Arturo.

Knock knock.

This line is good as hell.

To be fair, in the interview he totally acknowledged that his players do it also: “I want to make it clear — our guys travel all the time, too. So this is not me saying, ‘Hey, we’re getting a raw deal.’ But to me, it’s such an important rule. It’s the foundation of the game, and when it’s violated, it just feels like…

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

nah

#ImWithStan