I don't know why I read this all the way through, but I did, and I kind of liked it, so thanks for writing I guess. I had a massive crush on Kevin Zegers back in the day (too bad he only turned out kind of meh-looking as an adult)

Crap reporting if you're not even gonna tell me where I can find him.

I remember loving the prissy poodle even though I was vaguely aware (as a child) that I was not supposed to like her…now I gotta go back and watch this movie! Wonder where I can stream it?

"Then they feed it into the chunking machine, which divides the big blob into smaller pieces." What a glorious sentence.

I was very pleased to find out this morning (via Spotify) that SSLYBY is still together and making music. Eeeexcellent.