What gets me about the Rachel Roy rumors is that it seems like more of a calculated Alpha move against Dame Dash than an unbridled sexual affair.

Can you imagine, having one assistant *solely dedicated* to tracking and deciphering infidelity rumors?

This relationship looks exhausting.

Aw shit. Patton Oswalts wife passed away. So young. Poor guy, hes such a sweetheart.

Lies. Do you have a kid?

Between this and New Girl this week I am so close to getting my cat an agent. He is the perfect orange fluff ball!

Agreed, I thought that was actually a great statement from a law enforcement official, which is, unfortunately, quite rare.

NEWS UPDATE: Police just found a note stuck on the refrigertaor door.

the only answer i want is how to bring him back.

“In life, he was a very private person. We’re going to continue to respect his privacy and his dignity in hope that you do as well.”

I'm sure boys her own age were into her, and might have tried to "court" her (dude, how old IS Doug anyway? Courting?!). And I'm sure that she got inappropriate requests from men old enough to know better. Some of them probably even rich and or famous. But none of those requests would fall under my definition of…

Are you watching this show? Do you know how utterly insane it is?! It’s really just focusing on Krista and Courtney, with good reason, but it’s just...fascinating.

How can you possibly have a relationship to a woman who basically sold you off to a 50 year old man when you were 16 years old? 50 is old enough to be her father, if not her grandfather, and like...no. Plus he is wealthy and “famous” so...yeah. It’s not like she was 18 and out on her own making her own (terrible)…

sheiks. in. the. middle. east.

LOL @ EVERYONES FACES??? THEY WERE SO

We all knew that her parents were, to put it simply, evil for cooperating in this abuse of a minor. But the “courtship” soliloquy makes it sound like they were ACTIVELY trying to sell a child bride off to the highest bidder so I’m not sure how they aren’t in jail.

Here's a palate cleanser. Everything about this story is the worst.

Jeepers, sheikers, look at all these FUCKING CREEPERS.

“Here’s Doug Hutchinson talking about being a gross pedophile”

SHEIKS.