I try on American Apparel clothes when I want to feel bad about myself.

Avoiding a weak and poorly timed “joke” is not the same as assuming “transgender people lack any sense of humor about their lives.” Also, it’s not even funny.

I am now convinced you are Jen because of the emoticons.

anyone else just...really tired,

and that i now have “hotter than brad” Justin Theroux ;)

Remember what a scandal that picture was? If we only knew what was coming.

Calm down, Jen. Just go smoke a blunt and be happy there aren't approx 15 children up in your business.

Ten bucks says that pic is already up on a dozen f e t i s h sites (weird spacing b/c, oh hai IT!)

wow, today’s pageant children make Jonbenet look positively fresh faced and normal.

I’ll admit it: I kinda hope Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are together and are having a baby. I feel like she deserves this.

It’s great generally *and* it has Alan Rickman in it. He plays a sarcastic angel. What more do you need to know?

I named my 2 ginger part Maine Coon brother cats Bartleby and Loki after this film! I know people at the vets or pharmacy are cool when they get the reference.

Never cut your own hair. For shame, Nancy O’Dell.

Somewhere higher-ranked than Tulane. That’s why they let me teach at Tulane for two years. My dad is a Tulane alum too, but he’s not an ignorant bigot, thankfully.

Come on, they don’t have any intention to vote let alone find out where a polling station is!

Frat boys supporting trump? SHOCKED. SO SHOCKED.

They’re leaning pretty hard of the private property “defense”.

Noted racists support noted racist.