If that’s not a serial killer smile, I don’t know what is. Dead eyes, lips parted a little too unnaturally, rows upon rows of perfectly straight, blindingly white teeth. You can't tell me that guy hasn't murdered a gal or two.

“I could forget this...for the right price.” -An elephant

Beys shirt tho :/

@Bette: No hare either.

Is Cher referring to flag-icans? How does 🇺🇸icans equal Americans? Is a flag an “Amer”? As a regular Tweet Beat reader, I should know not to overthink Cher’s tweets (or Yoko’s). But here I am.

Have you confused ‘handjob’ with ‘handshake’?

I’ve found a lot of racists like to bring up the fact that he’s biracial. “He can’t be the first black president! He’s half-white!”

I love this so much. I’m a biracial woman who identifies as black, but felt like I wasn’t “black enough” growing up, even though I was raised by my mother (who is black), and spent more time with her side of the family. I tended to be the only black person in a lot of spaces, at school and ballet class and things, and…

Katie seems very insecure and that she places a lot of her self-worth on her place in the “ball and gala crowd” (which...what even is that?). Enough so that she dogged Karen’s gala for being rinky-dink, when it was a tribute to Karen’s late mother-in-law. She makes my eyes roll out of my head and out the door.

I’m a Biracial Black woman. Who has effectively traced her ancestry to discover several hundred additional white folks in the part of my tree that was supposed to be non white. Got a DNA test done... I’m related to far more American white colonists than I should be since my other side was early 20th century immigrants…

I hope there’s a special place in hell for him, Ryan Seacrest and the executives from E! And everyeverybody who watches their show.

Oh, then we can all just stop paying attention to the reality TV equivalent of the Republican primary. Right?

And your mom pretends not to know that you know she’s pretending not to know. All is as it should be.;-)

She wore all the right tracksuits and all the right trucker hats, but major fame eluded her.

Joe Francis

And meanwhile I pretend my mom doesn’t know I have sex with my fiancé, with whom I own a house.

I may not be a superhero or a Supreme Court Justice but I can at least live my life knowing that I’ve never thanked Joe Fucking Francis for any goddamn thing.

UGH I SCROLLED UP AGAIN TO LOOK WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT