I very much prefer her show to her stand-up so I am happy it will be back soon.

Flea has a good point.

I still can’t believe he was a Real World-er.

I do not agree with Lena Dunham but I will agree that I am done hearing about squirting.

I wonder how long it took Kris Jenner to find a photo of Rob she thought was acceptable enough for her brand.

Kris: “Robbie, Never forget than Mommy loves you just the way you were.”

I rip off a piece of the box and say, “Get me more of these.” He can’t get my takeout order right a lot of the time, but he always comes back with the correct feminine hygiene products.

Edited to add: Oh, one time Target was out of my brand so he called from the aisle to ask if “super absorbency” and “ultra absorbency”…

Seriously. I am in horrible pain for the duration on my period so like, if I NEED some goddamn tampons, either I am going to murder everyone I see in public and cry while doing it, or my goddamn loving partner will do it. OR ELSE.

I’ve never understood the whole “I’m a guy, so don’t ask me to buy tampons because......herpderp”trope. Do they really think the cashier thinks he’ll be using them?

I am very jealous of her & Jordan Peele’s relationship. They make an awesome couple.

I liked so many of those tweets. I’ve thought the same about banks and pens. I know people steal pens but I also feel pens are not expensive. The older I’ve gotten, the more I’ve realized Brian was a much better catch than Jordan. Also, Caitlyn is a jackass. It has nothing to do with her being trans. It has to do with…

Now I’ve got Buffalo Tom stuck in my head. Oh, Jordan.

YAS, Uzo, YAS! I’ve never gotten over Jordan Catalano. He was the first character that gave me tingles and I understood why.

kumail’s tweet is very deep and made me think a lot

I love her. She’s the greatest. She’s sharp as hell, so proud of her husband, and totally unconcerned with superficial stuff.

People really don’t give her the attention they should. I mean she herself usually skips the title, but she has her PhD and is very involved in several issues, especially education.

Every time I see this shit, I think about the number of people in prison for non-violent drug offenses, often caused by the disease of addiction. This sick fuck gets off on abusing the mentally ill in horrific ways. And the leading presidential candidate of a major political party is proud to be endorsed by him.

Jane is an unparalleled liberal bad ass, whose continuous advocacy for human rights doesn’t come with fanfare or a press junket. She does this shit because she wants to.

He’s Trump with a badge.

has violated a condition of his release by failing to comply with his curfew, traveling outside the parameters of his curfew at least eight times