Holy shit, I’ve had the same dream more than once! What does it meeeeeean?

But - it’s gold-plated! It’s expensive! That makes it OK!

I mean, the blood was dripping down my chest but it wasn’t enough to actually drip on the floor. No cleanup by them necessary. I did use their little hand towel thingie to wipe my hands and chest off after, but I stole it and trashed it as a courtesy. I didn’t tell them, and that was actually the last time I tanned…

Not impossible, it happened to me last year. I wear circular barbells (think the Omega symbol, but with pointy spikes on the ends) in each nipple. Had them pierced for YEARS with no issue. Welp, my dumb ass decided to visit a tanning salon before my BFF’s wedding. As is standard practice, I got naked then pulled open…

My dad AND my Grandmom (his mom) also said that last bit to my sister and i. Why couldn’t we just both be smart ones? (30 years later, we both are. :-))

Good for you and your self control! I was unable to contain myself on The ‘Book, got into a HUGE argument and am now on a self-imposed indefinite FB timeout. Lesson... learned? 😕

Previous boy acoustic musician, current drunk that parties with Nick Swardson on the reg.

That’s kind of of how it reads, isnt it? “Celebrity and pop culture”? That’s it?

Ugggg I just watched the first 3 episodes yesterday! I liked it too. This stinks.

The left photo is *clearly* the accurate one. She’s carrying a red cup.

Well, Jax thinks they took ear skin and sewed it into his nose... Most likely they needed cartilage to build it back up after several shitty surgeries (and lots of alleged coke-sniffing). Thanks to Drs. Nassif and Dubrow for helping me understand the process!

It’s a shame, but good for them for coming to a quick resolution and not putting the kids in the middle of a huge custody battle.

I know it’s Saturday morning, but I fell asleep crazy early last night.

I SWEAR by Overtone conditioners. Their colors are amazing, you can apply to wet or dry hair, they smell yummy AND the color payout is gorgeous. I’m currently using their Extreme Teal and Extreme Blue weekly deep conditioners but only need to reapply every 2-3 weeks.

Yes, thank you!! Vote no on Anne Hathaway. Because what we say matters. Obvs.

Oh man, you beat me to it!

“Abortion-related violence”. You mean like blowing up clinics or shooting doctors and nurses?

I liked the movie when it came out, but it hasn’t aged well. Or I haven’t.

Idiocracy aside, is retweeting yourself a thing now?

I’d make out and maybe some dry-humpage.