Must’ve been a terrible terrible period that morning.

Donald Trump, ladies and gentlemen.

Sweeping across Brooklyn as we speak: ancient cell phones = ukuleles five years ago

The key with avoiding Drop Bears is to always wear your wizard hat.

My grandmother always wore a Revlon lipstick in this revoltingly shimmery shade of coral. It was just awful - and it had a strong, distinctive scent that I found repulsive (even though I loved my Nana very much!).

To this day, I can only do lip glosses or stains, because the smell and feel of lipstick (waxy yet…

This is so fucking wonderful. It’s why I reject all those happy, cutesy descriptors for myself - rubenesque, plump, curvy. Fuck off with that shit, I’m fat - and I’m ok with it, and I claim it, and I make it into a power, and not a weakness.

People who say infantalizing things like “but you’re still beautiful” or (I…

This is a really kind thing to write about your friend, and a really brave time to write it.

Since this is Hollywood, they’ll cast it with ‘old ladies’ who are in their thirties.

Brought to you by the same assholes who believe it’s ‘not possible’ to rape a sexworker.

Well, maybe if you wish really hard, there will be another train crash, somewhere in the world.

Fingers crossed!

Is anyone else getting sick of pledging for kickstarters, only to NEVER have your kickstarter stuff show up?

Between this and my rage at the delayed, delayed, and delayed again GRID roll out, I’m about ready to go all kick puncher on someone.

Make over number two is disturbingly close to being clown porn. Even *I* drew the line at clown porn, and I’m kinda world renowned for my lack of line drawing.

I’m just wondering - for a friend - if you used stick on googly eyes, could you do eight OPEN eye effects, do you think?

Has True Detective Season 2 taught you NOTHING?

FB is on a removal binge. A group I belong to has been targeted by a group of trolls who are flagging every photo that was put up. The admins had their privileges removed for ‘repeated posting of unsuitable content’, even though all the flagged photos were eventually deemed not to be offensive.

It’s a real glitch and…

Hmm. I’m not really sure I can speak to that accurately. I don’t appeal to your average douchebro - I’m older, I’m fat, I’m fetish oriented, I’m very outspoken, and I clearly and gleefully do not suffer fools. By extension, this attracts a certain type of man, while also attracting disdain from the ones who aren’t…

Ironically, I have experienced less sexual harassment and more respect as a sex worker than I did as a waitress. Make of that what you will - it’s ripe for interpretation, I know.

I was afraid of those douchebros because they followed me into an isolated area (a pool room, which was unoccupied - I was waitressing, and looking for stray empties that needed cleaning up), and then one threatened to rape me while the other one watched the entrance. I only got away without harm because a bouncer…

Oh, give me a break. Lots of us here live now (or have lived) in parts of cities that make the phrase ‘not so nice’ seem like an upgrade. You settle in, treat the people who live near you like people, and learn to get along. Yes, you set rules - lock your doors, don’t leave stuff outside you don’t want stolen, be…

We follow JDM who is big on tipping those who serve you, so we felt bad that we couldn’t tip our servers

There’s a religion based on tipping? Why hasn’t Kitchenette covered this yet?