After seeing how the flying monkeys are swarming, the Rs in Texas must be really nervous about Davis' chances.

I doubt he shed a single tear. This screams of damage control given how much flack he's been getting for smiling in the mug-shot. He came off like a remorseless shithead so now his PR people leak that he was off bawling somewhere and understands the gravity of what he did. It's pathetically transparent.

Octavia Spencer could have stared in a detective series But it doesn't have to be a reboot. I think most of us are tired of reboots.

Im Pissed he didn't arrested.

That piece about the Queen is the best thing I've ever read in a gossip magazine.

BROND?

Of course Bey and K aren't besties. K is besties with Blac Chyna, whose man (Tyga) is signed to Cash Money. Cash Money and Roc-Nation are like oil and water.

What I think when I see this is what 30 something year old mother has the time to b-s in front of a mirror with their friend? I don't have children yet, but I am 30, and let me tell you, my friends and I don't sit there and say let's go take selfies in the bathroom for fun! Lame! Truly this woman's life makes me…

so the total number of black spectators just went from 1 to 0?

It's Troy Aikman Face Roulette!

No need to say anything here other than

First of all, the absurdity of claiming to serve the poor, and yet to oppose access to birth control...

First of all, the absurdity of claiming to serve the poor, and yet to oppose access to birth control...

Secondly, benefits are, legally speaking, considered compensation. And so your employer is no more morally culpable for you using your health benefit to obtain birth control than they would be if you took the salary…

Righto. Hmm...some disconnect there.

Poor Jenny McCarthy. Looks like she might have the flu. Too bad there's no way to prevent that...

Every time I read a post made up of Twitter conversations I get completely confused and realize I really have no fucking clue how Twitter works. I might as well be reading French.

Isn't that already called Fox & Friends?

Why has Jezebel taken such an anti-Britney, pro-Beyonce stance? I do not understand as it doesn't seem to be shared by your readers.

You've never seen California Suite?! She won the Oscar for her performance, and deservedly so. Go and watch!