HOW COULD YOU LEAVE OUT JOE BIDEN? !?!?!

When I found out earlier today that A&E reversed their suspension, I decided I should boycott them. And then realized I'm not watching any of their shitty programming anyway, so there's nothing to boycott.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Kevin Kline. When I was four I saw Pirates of Penzance and told my parents I was going to marry him one day.

I don't care who you are; I don't care how wrinkly-old he is. If anyone says they wouldn't hump the holy hell out of Michael Caine, they are damned, dirty liars.

I also very much like Jonathan Pryce.

What no love for Remington Steele?

Nobody makes fun of Joan Rivers plastic surgeries more than Joan Rivers.

Re: Bieber—good riddance to a worthless piece of shit. Unfortunately someone equally as bad will take his place.

This is ridiculous. He's saying if you were in a black neighborhood, Lasonia could be a girl's name, but in an italian restaurant you would be referring to the food and thus it would be Lasagna. The "black people are stupid" is something you've read into it yourself and is not the point of the joke. He removed the…

"For an educated, middle-class woman" in other words she is Upper Caste. If a "slumdog woman" such as her maid received the same treatment, India wouldn't give a shit.

This is ridiculous.

India doesn't need America's help degrading Indian women and subjecting them to disgusting, privacy-invading behaviors.

I mean, India does that perfectly well all by itself.

Sorry India, your caste system doesn't get diplomatic immunity.

Not Gollum... Courtney Stodden.

I'm sure she and Kanye are shitting their pants this morning, with Beyonce dropping that album last night. Better get busy, Mr & Mrs Hip Hop.

I agree. She looks pretty, but much older than she should. I thought the name sounded familiar, but that it couldn't possibly be who I was thinking about.

Anyone else get the vibe that someone wrote that for her? It seems far too articulate to come out of her plastic, money-loving face

How about 'should of' instead of 'should have'? That's the one that makes my head explode.

Now, if she'd only realize how bored she makes US, we'd be getting somewhere.

If it's going down, let it go down in a terrific white blaze of glory. I'm talking snow so hard I can't see Bruno Mars. Snow so thick I can't HEAR him. I want them to stop play midway through the third quarter so they can plow the field.

I can only hope for a snowstorm of biblical proportions to make this into the biggest shit-show possible.