That is HILARIOUS!

I'm sorry this is just F***ing funny.

No... I'm sorry Danica .. but tosh is an ass...

Is it strange that the NFL's pinkwashing mostly offends me for aesthetic reasons?

ATTN: Jezebel
Subject: Abuse of Platform

Publishing random OkCupid messages along with photographs of alleged users is both naive and unethical. Everything you read on the internet is not real. Publishing people's semi-private information on a nationally read blog, based on a single screenshot (as you have done…

I mean, sure it's cute and all, and granted I'm not a parent... but seriously, you didn't want to wipe the snot off her face before capturing this moment? Really?

Being guilted over holidays is an American tradition. Embrace it.

Nope, I never fully believed this. Down south, they just don't bother to hide it.

Oh yes. Of course we should segregate people by race. I mean, it's not like that's ever gone wrong at all in the past...........................................

Pshht. You found the most tasteful convenience store purse ever. It's not camouflage nor does it have a giant rhinestone cross. I seen better.
spits and readjusts hat

Maybe I'm the only one, but I do not want my clit being handled the way one scrolls on a mouse. Try that and I'm liable to fall asleep on you.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if someone loses their healthcare insurance, basically that means that their plan did *not* meet the basic Federal requirements? In other words, these are the douchebags who were screwing over everyone else?

I hate to break it to Kylie Jenner, but she's not nearly as famous as she thinks she is.

I will watch the shit out of that. No lie.

You had me at "Tim Gunn," but then you really locked me down forever to never let me go with "Mondo!"

Tim Gunn makes a great celebrity fantasy dad.

But the Baby Zonkey wore it better.

I'm no expert on what happens when a penis is doing it's work inside a vagina, but I suspect that having a muffin topped penis would rub the right spots in there.

Joke my mom tells: What's the difference between a muffin and a cupcake?

This seems like a pretty standard workplace injury case, that could affect anyone who types this much. I do not understand how what she was typing is relevant, other than that it just pisses everyone off.