There’s also no such thing as too much gravy.

Your brain can’t function without carbohydrates.

It was Christmas Eve, 1986. My then-husband and I flew home to Chicago for Christmas, and after a terrific dinner out with my mom and dad we went to a Christmas Eve concert at a huge Presbyterian Church in Evanston where my friend was in the choir. Unfortunately, I sat through the entire two-hour concert belching…

Kim Kardashian is getting to the “haunted house” phase of her plastic surgery. The expression on her face is terrifying.

I’m from a different generation. When did sloppy bed-head become a “textured bob”?

MENOPAUSE ROCKS. Trust me.

Isn't she adorable? BABY BLUE NAIL POLISH!

As a housebound senior citizen this is so adorable I think I might wet my Depends. Bless their hearts for having such a sweet sense of humor to do a calendar like that! I LOVE IT.

Well said!

I know exactly how you feel. I'm a progressive and I live in Texas.

Not at all. Mike Pence pretends to be a "pro-business" governor. If enough businesses give him shit for losing customers and ruining their profits, he'll be in deep shit for it.

Agreed. I had endometrial cancer in the mid-1980s, and during my first two years of treatment the oncologist did an endometrial biopsy every three months. I would start crying in the car on the way to his office. Worst pain I've ever endured.

She can't do high fashion with a squat, round body like hers. Kanye keeps trying to squeeze her into clothes that look better on Kendall. The whole family is ridiculous.

I watched the clip and only have one comment. These people are mentally ill.

Excuse me while I vomit.

I think it's time for the royal family to resurrent Ethelwulf.

Ted Cruz is a "shlumpty dumpty" with the most punchable face in America and nothing will ever look good on him. He is, in a word, EXTREMELY REPULSIVE. (Okay, two words. Sue me.)

Kanye West is repulsive.

Shit. I'm still out of style.

Maybe she met him at that drunken brawl a few months ago. A match made in heaven?