Hey. I love Skyline Chili. But to really understand it, you have to know what it is: it's not chili, it's a GREEK MEAT SAUCE. It's actually a slow-cooked meat sauce for pasta introduced by Greek immigrants in Cincinnati. Decades ago my first husband's grandmother (she was Greek) gave me her pasta sauce recipe, and…

Waffle cones were actually part of the CURRICULUM? No wonder there was a riot in Ferguson.

I think she's pretty much of a pig, actually.

That white hair on Kim Kardashian looks WRETCHED.

You're joking about this, but I'm from Texas and one of our GOP Congressclowns (Steve Stockman) actually had a similar comment on his campaign bumper stickers in 2013: IF BABIES HAD GUNS THEY WOULDN'T BE ABORTED.

What a shitbag. Here's more: http://howdygram.blogspot.com/2014/04/mickey…

These kids are damn adorable.

It's those TOES. Oh my God, those toes ...

Were you in high school at the time?

During summer break when school was out mom used to take my little sister and me to the grocery store with her when she did her shopping on Thursdays. It started when I was about 7 and my sister was 5. We used to pretend we were "mentally retarded" and make comments about the produce, ask very loud (and really stupid)…

This. Why the hell would the whole gang of them be in Bozeman, Montana, in the middle of February?! And why the fuck would any of these dolts think they know how to drive in winter weather?!

Not in the underpants department. But I sure did love those thin pencils. I had the best penmanship in class.

In first grade (back in 1957, believe it or not) I used to flash my underpants at the little boy who sat next to me so he's let me use his thin pencils. (I hated the thick first-grade pencils we had to use.) He especially loved my underpants with the teeny little flowers on them.

In 1962 my family had planned a spring break trip to Washington, D.C., so I decided to write to President and Mrs. Kennedy to ask if I could babysit for Caroline while I was in town. I was 11 years old at the time. I received an impressive letter by return mail with big glossy pictures of the Kennedys thanking me for…

I think she's already doing that.

Absolutely. Kanye has a daughter of his own and still thinks Tyga is "smart to get in early"? That's really fucked up.

I live in Mesquite. Yee-haw.

And now the shittiest one of all just became our governor. God help us.

No, Jay Z is NOT good looking. This is good looking:

I find this guy repulsive and somewhat effeminate. Is it just me?