I totally agree. I think not wanting to swim because you had your hair done is totally legitimate, and I would have gladly accepted an a "zero" for the day in exchange for not getting in the water.

I agree. Every PE teacher I ever had (and this goes all the way back to the 1950s) was a sadistic, frustrated shitbag.

It's more like foster care. Back in the 1930s here in the USA my father-in-law was placed in an orphanage/foster home after his father was killed in an accident and his mother couldn't afford to support him. He went back to live with her several times but usually wound up back in the orphanage. He stayed there until…

This isn't new. Check out Joan Crawford (in blackface, no less) in Torch Song from 1953.

Is there also a term of endearment for flautas? Flautitos? How about burritos? Burrititos? (Oh God, I'm tired. I have to go to bed.)

Finally ... a member of the Kardashian family who actually WORKS for a living.

I've got a mobility scooter and tartar sauce on my Hanukkah list this year.

I can't believe that even the "fat acceptance" crowd would throw their support behind an eight-year-old who's morbidly obese through the shitty parenting of her mother. I'm a large woman, but Honey Boo Boo's situation makes me cringe.

I find this girl alarmingly repulsive.

It's NOT physically possible. Not only is every inch of her body enhanced with plastic surgery, every image is Photoshopped.

Anybody who thinks this photo isn't retouched is a complete fool. Every picture of this woman has been retouched and every inch of her body is the result of plastic surgery. As for her naked ass being all over the Internet today, why would anybody be surprised? She's a porn star with an entourage that keeps asking for…

It sounds like a line you'd hear from Archie Bunker, doesn't it?

If this is true, can we cross our fingers that Kim does the Marilyn Monroe exit at age 36?

I agree. This is at least the fourth or fifth time over the years that I've seen the same whiny-ass story about her destitute homeless brother and Madonna not giving a fuck about him. Problem is, if you don't give a fuck about yourself, eventually nobody else will, either.

Oprah Winfrey is a jackass.

I'm old. I don't know who this person is and I'm not familiar with her work. But based on what I've seen on the red carpet and what I'm hearing about these bizarre sexual incidents with her sister I think Lena Dunham a seriously warped young woman with repulsive grooming habits. Blecch. Idolize somebody else, people.…

Don't do that. You sound like my mother.

They sure seemed to love each other, didn't they?

Now I need to know how THESE are made.