I am embarrassed to admit that my husband LOVES this shit and every year two weeks before Halloween I have to buy him a one-pound bag of Brach's candy corn from Amazon. BLECCH.

I'm sure dumbass Teresa was the one who named the group, because diamonds are measured in carats with a "C," not karats with a "K." Therefore, 3KT would mean three-karat gold ... which is basically just garbage.

I think the basic message is, Farrah Abraham is a moron.

Ssshh. Top secret.

It would be easier to "leave the girl alone" if she wasn't the next-generation from a family of professional posers who plaster their selfies all over the Internet 24 hours a day. Just like her big sister Kim, the media whore, Kylie makes makes sure the world sees her face at least 15 times a day. It's fair game to…

Here's a photo from my own blog that I posted a few days ago. If this is "lip liner," I'm Princess Grace.

If that's "lip liner" I'm Princess Grace.

I agree. Especially when there's plenty of photographic evidence to prove they're lying.

At age 12 (sixth grade) I was 5'7" and wearing a 36-D bra. I looked like I was 16 years old. This was back in the early 1960s, however, so I wasn't wearing makeup yet or any jewelry, either. But grown men would follow me around when I was out with friends and I'd get all the catcalls and attention ... which I…

Not to mention ... at 5'9" it's probably goddamn impossible to find age-appropriate clothes for her.

Thank you!

I guess you didn't read my blog post. That's pretty much exactly what I said. :-)

I dunno. I've always been fond of the occasional stab at childish, elitist, sanctimonious drivel. It keeps me awake.

I understand. You're a member of the Palin family, I assume? (Incidentally, there's nothing "stupid" about my blog.)

You may have missed a story in the news a few days ago about Bristol comparing herself to Chelsea Clinton ... that the liberal media would NEVER have blasted Chelsea for being in a drunken brawl because she's protected and out-of-bounds. Check out the post I wrote on my own blog: http://www.howdygram2.blogspot.com/2014…

I live in Dallas and I'm no Cowboys fan. I mostly can't stand the sight of Tony Romo (the most punchable face in the NFL) and the Dallas Cowboys Pole Dancers Cheerleaders. And you forgot to mention the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" tonight on Bravo. (You're welcome.)

Exactly. In past years I always had tons of candy on hand for Halloween but when it finally ran out I just turned off the front porch light and withdrew into the family room to watch William Powell movies on TCM. Now that I'm a handicapped senior citizen I don't hand out any candy at all because it's impossible for me…

Lots of states have wage and hour boards and employee protection laws, so you can sue for damages if you were terminated was for an illegal cause, such as refusing to discuss your birth control choices or rebuffing his advances in the break room. Here in Texas there are almost no employee protection laws whatsoever.…

You really should try my Easy Vegetable Beef Soup for Senior Citizens.

Nooo! You have to try COLD BEET BORSCHT WITH SOUR CREAM!