I don't know how it happened, but you totally missed my Easy Vegetable Beef Soup for Senior Citizens. Thank you.

Yes, for sure, they're racist beyond comprehension. President Obama has the patience of a saint.

Here's a map of Africa that really drives home the actual size of this vast continent. When I first saw this I was speechless for about an hour.

Also the idiots who believe President Obama is inviting his infected African relatives to American so he can repeal the Constitution and cancel the 2016 presidential election. I swear to God.

I'm ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED that this isn't being worn by Kim Karsashian.

Hasn't Paris Hilton outgrown that idiotic "pink princess" phase yet? She's a case of arrested development.

Right.

At first glance I thought it was Rob Lowe.

I would agree with you 100% on every point except that Bristol Palin can't stop acting like an arbiter of EVERYTHING. As you said, she's 20 and foolish ... but she's also an aggressive loudmouth. Sure, it's silly to compare her to Malala, but Bristol Palin pretty much deserves what she gets.

Bristol Palin deserves all the spite she gets. The ignoramus wrote hate tweets to Wendy Davis (the pro-choice Democratic candidate for governor in Texas) about the sin of abortion. Bristol Palin, the morality maven. I have no use for her whatsoever. (Or her mother.)

I had the original Barbie when she was introduced in 1959 (yes, people, I'm OLD). Here she is, same one I had, dressed in that black stretchy lounge-singer flounce dress with the plastic microphone. I was in fourth grade at the time and also had a huge pink plastic Barbie wardrobe case with hangers for dresses and…

I would think plenty of actresses who've butchered their looks with plastic surgery are being shunned in Hollywood too. Personally, I think it would give me nightmares to look in the mirror and not recognize my own face any more.

Get over yourself. Michelle Obama is adorable. She's a mom with two teenage daughters and she probably hears rap music all the time. What's she supposed to do, appeal to kids with a last-century Perry Como record?

Greg Abbott is as disgusting as they come. An asshole of the first degree.

I loved the dude in the cruise captain's uniform, four sizes too big.

I agree with you about Sriracha. I love spicy food, especially spicy Asian food, but I absolutely HATE the taste of Sriracha. It's nasty stuff.

Yup. Two dozen perfect peeled hard-boiled eggs separated into smaller bags of six each. They're in the refrigerated section where you'd find hummus, olives, mozzarella balls floating in marinade, etc. God bless Costco.

You absolutely have to try McCormick's ... the instant gravy comes in the big plastic canisters on Amazon [link here]. You don't even have to cook this stuff; you just whisk it into a cup of water that you nuke to boiling in the microwave. I can't live without it. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH GRAVY.

I wonder if she ever bothered to check out what kind of "fans" were expanding her Facebook page. I'm guessing white supremacists, wives of the Bundy ranch militiamen and supporters of Darren Wilson.

Hell no. I'm pretty sure everybody's done with her.