I've said it before and I'll say it again: North West is Kim's latest accessory. And she's raising a little whore to look just like mommy! (Who in hell carries an infant to fashion week?!)

Her lips look like inflated tires. Ugly ugly ugly.

Holy shit, I miss Toby Ziegler SO DAMN MUCH.

To be honest about it, Madonna's acting roles ALWAYS got lousy reviews. Critics hated her, and her movies were all flops.

So far. It was only opening night, remember?

I especially love that John covers WORLD news and political issues, not just here in the U.S. He gives it an international twist and I could listen to that accent all day and all night. He's adorable. Even my husband loves this guy.

I've got a funny story related to the Society of Women Engineers. A few years back I owned a custom chocolate company, and a member of Rutgers University's Society of Women Engineers called to order personalized chocolate bars for a fundraiser. The bars cost $2 each and she wanted to know how many she could buy for…

I had to laugh at "Kylie ... is stuck passing her time posting selfies." Why get depressed? She's on the Kardashian track for fame and fortune. That's all Kim ever does, right?

She's suing the wrong people. She should sue Hans Christian Andersen. He wrote the original story.

It has to do with a football game and pre-game parade early in the fall season with a big hoo-hah school dance afterwards where the students crown a homecoming queen and her court. (Mostly it's just a popularity contest.) But the key feature of "homecoming" is that school alumni (graduates from previous years) are all…

News flash. If she's going to include a character that's even REMOTELY like Rick Perry she'll have to change the name of the show to Pair of Asses.

She looks awful, doesn't she?

Seriously? I think she looks like a cadaver.

Meet the future leaders of America. God help us.

Now that we've exposed the truth of THIGHGHAZI maybe we can move on to more important subjects. Such as it's 6 a.m. and I just ran out of Cheetos.

Eww. You may be right.

As housebound senior citizen who spends way too much time in the bathroom, shrinking sandwiches at Panera are not as important to me as what TOILET PAPER MANUFACTURERS did as soon as the recession started in 2007. A single piece of toilet paper used to measure 4.5" square. Today it's 4" x 3.7". What a fucking…

It's the world lowest hairline. Let's call it "Neanderthal Chic."

Why does Taylor Swift dress like a Catholic high school coed from 1963?