Not remembering the clothes is actually a PLUS. These women look like freaks.

My question EXACTLY. What the fuck is she even famous for?

But at least the GOP and all those good Christians can rejoice that the mom from hell never had an abortion.

A major issue with your comment: the Sam Houston High School in this article isn't in DFW, it's in Houston.

You should go back on your meds now, asshole.

What a bunch of greedy assholes.

It shouldn't be considered "shaming" if the advice comes from a medical professional. You actually ARE concerned about the individual. I'm 63 years old and I've been overweight my entire life. but I never resented anything a doctor tried to do to help me. It was actually my mother who drove me insane. (She had me on…

It's hemorrhage, btw. Are you feeling better now?

Holy shit, enough already with Jennifer Lopez. She's a professional POSER, pretty much like Kim Kardashian except with a couple of dance moves.

Dear People: Nothing is safe.

Will everybody PLEASE stop referring to the Duchess of Cambridge as "Kate Middleton" already? Holy shit. (Thank you.)

I remember years ago being invited to a friend's wedding, and the reception was being held in the church's gymnasium. She invited 700 people (which probably included the entire membership of the church) and served baloney sandwiches for dinner with dill pickle chips and cole slaw. My thinking is, this would have been…

I've been in love with this guy for 40 years. FORTY YEARS. When Barack Obama chose him as his running mate I squealed.

Maybe she's just trying to be friendly. You're NOT.

I apologize for us lunatic Americans. It's either politics or the Real Housewives. It's all we have.

LOL. I'd completely forgotten about Pepe Le Pew!

I grew up in Chicago, too, but I retired to Texas seven years ago. I'd kill for a couple of Chicago hot dogs right now.

I absolutely do NOT understand why people think Scarlett Johansson is so damn sexy and gorgeous. She's not. Seriously.

On a hot dog?! YOU PUT KETCHUP ON A FREAKIN' HOT DOG?! In Chicago you'd get shot for that.

Holy shit. Is he taking douchebag classes?