I think women in Texas should immediately begin dropping off miscarried fetuses at their local fire stations so Christian first responders can raise them in loving homes with Fisher Price toys and birthday parties.
Aunt Pee
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Oh my God, I'm diabetic and I miss eating rice SO DAMN MUCH.
You're not even close. She looks like an idiot in this outfit. It's ill-fitting, a complete mess and ridiculous. Whoever "styles" her should be shot. (And that Dorothy Hamill haircut from 1976 isn't doing her any favors, either.)
I think your headline is totally off the mark. Prudence didn't say to keep it a secret if bisexuality is going to be an active part of your life. But if it's a sexual desire that you don't plan to act on because you intend to remain in a monogamous marriage, why would anybody need to know?
I absolutely agree. If you don't routinely discuss your private sexual preferences with family and friends, why start now?
It's the man, not the name. My husband's name is Sam and he's the sexiest guy I've ever known!
Oh my God, that used to be my FAVORITE BOOK when I was a little girl. I meant what I said and I said when I meant, an elephant's faithful, one hundred percent. I really miss my father now.
My ex once got the world's worst case of food poisoning from a Burger King in Madrid about one hour before we got on a trans-Atlantic flight back to New York. Everybody in coach knew the poor guy was sick and the flight attendants cleared three seats in a row so he could lie down. But now I hate Burger King for a…
This is a dick move by Burger King. The Canadians will be pissed and their U.S. customers already ARE pissed, particularly a bunch of veterans who are already asking Congress to shut down Burger King outlets on U.S. military bases. I posted about this on my blog yesterday: http://www.howdygram2.blogspot.com/2014/08/we-…
Lena Dunham, as always, looks like a complete slob.
Top Chef Masters.
She looks like an idiot.
Once again she looks like a total idiot, this time in two bath towels pinned together. She needs to fire whoever's styling her. (Especially if it's her douchebag husband.)
I highly recommend the mozzarella sticks from Schwan's. They're fabulous and the only frozen mozzarella sticks I've ever tried that don't taste like breaded radial tires.
Too bad her sizing does't go a little higher than 24 because it's easy to find clothes in size 24 in almost any regular department store. Some of us need a 28 or 32. Or more. (Oy.)
My younger sister (age 60) is a psychotic diner. Her idea of a "salad" is to order half a head of iceberg lettuce with nothing on it, onto which she'll drizzle cold water from her drinking glass WITH HER HAND (yes, in a restaurant) and then add half a shaker of salt. Her other claim to fame is French fries. She'll…
This is definitely soooo much better than reading the news ...
He sure has grown up into an irritating, stupid-looking douchebag, hasn't he?
Did somebody piss in your Cheerios today, pal?