Lindsay realizes, I assume, that she's expected to show up for this more than once?

What a perfect way to take a stand against rape culture. What idiots.

What the fuck is going on with Lindsay's LIPS?

Please allow me to piss everybody off, okay? I'm a retired, housebound senior citizen, I don't commute ANYWHERE, and I have no stress whatsoever with the possible exception of what should I eat for lunch. (I spent 63 years waiting to write a paragraph as beautiful as this.)

This has to be one of the stupidest trends I've ever seen.

I was thinking the same thing. Kim won't talk to him? Count your blessings, Rob.

Nooo. Whataburger is just terrible. Everything they sell you is dry, tasteless and squashed flat as a pancake. In-n-Out is way superior to this. Or Five Guys.

For my parents it was Coffee Nips.

My sister's father-in-law used to wear his pants like this. Pulled up to his nipples.

Clearly these people have waaay too much time on their hands.

Don't these women ever stop POSING? Holy shit. Enough already.

I recall one where the reviewer gave the restaurant one star because the parking lot was so full that she had to leave. She never even went inside.

LOL. I suppose I thought 66 was old when I was in my twenties, too. It's not. Did anybody tell Mitt Romney not to run? He's older than Hillary. Joe Biden is 71, fit, and sharp as a tack. I think Hillary would be a fantastic president.

She's 66. How on earth is that "too old"?

We love our Costco and go at least once a week mostly for food products in the refrigerated section. Our favorites are teeny tacos, breakfast burritos, lox, those big tubs of mozzarella balls floating in marinade with green things and fresh cut-up pineapple. Also pistachios. And don't ignore the muffins. Plus ...…

Here's my adorable dad, taken in 1943 in London during World War II. He flew air cover when the Allies invaded Normandy on D-Day, but in real life he was a pharmacist who loved road trips, classical music, growing roses, taking home movies and (most of all) his two daughters and my mom. They were married 61 years when…

What the fuck is Instagram?

She should change her last name to Pain in the Ass.

God bless Bill and Melinda Gates. They never stop impressing me.

I believe the law draws the line at a two-year age difference. If you're an 18-year-old with a 17-year-old and its consensual, there's nothing illegal. If she's 16, however, or younger, you have a problem.