Quibble all you want about racism/not racism, but you already have your answer: Katy Perry is a consistent jerk about these things. She just is.

Hey. Aren't we missing the obvious with Froot Loops?

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For the life of me I can't figure out why Nicolas Cage is still a working actor. Holy crap.

Haribo uses maltitol as a sugar substitute, and although it tastes exactly like sugar (seriously, you'd never know the difference) it turns your lower intestine into a nuclear holocaust. I'm diabetic and refuse to eat ANYTHING with maltitol in it. Been there, done that!

Personally, I think the IOC should fund, build and maintain one permanent facility for the summer games and another for the winter games. No more bidding, no more bankrupting governments, no more ridiculous political agendas. It's obvious that nobody can afford to host these ridiculous events any more and nobody wants…

Even bronies get laid.

I've absorbed enough about Elliot Rodger in the last 24 hours to conclude that he probably never actually TRIED asking women out. He just sulked in a corner and stewed that everybody was having fun except HIM, blaming obnoxious brute college athletes and minorities for getting all the hot sorority girls but being too…

Not just because it's a third wedding ... let's also add the sex tape horseshit and her 60-day second marriage.

If you're interested in healthier eating I strongly recommend this instead. Also Slurpees.

And that's why she needs a stylist. Desperately. Can't stand the hair!

This looks like a version of the dramatic cat's-eye crap she used to wear in the 1970s when she was like 40+ years younger than she is now.

Go during a season when school is in session and visit the park on a weekday. I used to live in southern California and LOVED Disneyland as an adult! (A childless adult, BTW.)

How humiliating for this poor woman. I don't recall anybody ever insulting Luciano Pavaroti about his weight, and he was a very large man.

What happened to President Obama?!

A few of my own blog posts on this subject (Open Carry Texas) for your possible interest:

Holy shit. I need windshield wipers.

Nope, it's not pathetic at all. Michael Caine's tweet was the sweetest thing EVER and in my heart he will always look exactly like he did when I first flipped out for him. (Yes, I'm old.)

Thank you. Seriously. xoxo