I think the point is, when I hang out on Jezebel or Gawker I do not give a flying tamale about election results ... in India or anywhere else. I'm 63 years old. I've already consumed enough shitty, frustrating political news to last ten lifetimes. Sometimes you'd just rather read about Jay-Z shopping for jewelry.…

My husband always pronounced "biopic" like "myopic" and I never realized why until he finally admitted he didn't know what the fuck a biopic was. Once I defined it he never mispronounced it again. We got so excited we ordered a pizza.

Soylent green is people.

Homeschoolers. They're probably starved for opportunities to hang out with each other.

Excellent option. I mean it. I wish the media (and everybody else) would refer to her this way. Referring to her by her first name is demeaning.

James Woods is a shitpile.

I have news for you ... when I was a kid in grammar school (in the 1950s) the words "under God" were not in the Pledge of Allegiance. If I were a student today and asked to stand up for that, I would refuse. America is not a nation "under God."

It's the entire city. The entire city of Paris is celebrating the wedding. This is the perfect union of two narcissistic fame whores.

Am I the only person on the planet who finds Elisabeth Moss really, really unappealing? I don't like her voice, I don't like her face and I'm pretty sure she can't act, either. Maybe it's just me.

He's Kory Watkins, posing here in the standard dipshit Open Carry Texas fashion ensemble: fedora, polo shirt, Wal-Mart cargo shorts, dark blue socks, white loafers and two assault rifles to compensate for not having a penis.

No, they'll wear fedoras like this idiot dipshit in the grocery store. He's actually running for Congress!

What the hell is wrong with you? You think it's all right for failuremen in camo gear with assault rifles to terrorize a group of moms eating dinner?

Yeah. Especially at Jack-in-the-Box or Home Depot. Check it out: http://www.howdygram.blogspot.com/2014/05/welcom…

This is even worse than it sounds. Check it out: http://www.howdygram.blogspot.com/2014/05/welcom…

I love you. That's hilarious.

I'll bet she and Bill sit in bed at night eating vegan cookies.

She tries too damn hard to stay relevant. Now she's into that whole stupid tongue thing like Miley Cyrus.

They were protesting at Jack in the Box because a few women were inside eating dinner ... all members of Moms Demand Action, a gun control group. Open Carry Texas is fucking OBSESSED with these poor women. Check it out the whole story. http://howdygram.blogspot.com/2014/05/welcom…

Or kind of sad.

I am really REALLY sick of reading about Beyonce.