Sounds like a rehash of "Pleasantville," if you ask me.

Oh God, how I love that widdle biddy face!

I think pimp is more accurate.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I am so damn sick of Kim Kardashian's face I could just barf.

I also suspect he's gay. Way to go, GOP.

She's so pathetic. Seriously.

I've never heard of "Pony" and I've never heard of Ginuwine. But as for Mitch McConnell, do you think the guy was born with lips or is this some kind of birth defect?

What a bunch of fuckin' dweebs. Holy crap.

Holy crap, people. It was an ACCUSATION. The charges were dropped against Allen years ago. Let it go already.

Best news I've had today. Thank you!

It is. It's a Germanic-style Nazi font. This whole story makes me sick to my stomach.

Actually, I'm still blaming Bush for everything.

I'm into baby feet. I want baby toes on a bagel for breakfast. Seriously, it's way better than lox.

Wow. Breaking news.

A big hoo-hah when I was in grammar school (early 1950s) was something called Lik-M-Aid ... a little packet of sugary crap that you ate by licking your fingers and sticking them in the powder or pouring the powder directly into your mouth, although you'd risk choking to death if you weren't careful. (Boys were always…

I can honestly say these candies made me what I am today: a toothless diabetic.

I've never heard of most of this shit (I'm old) but thought I'd contribute the following two crap candies I loved as a kid in the early 1950s: candy buttons (adding machine tape with sugar dots on it) and those awful little wax bottles filled with sugary syrup. You actually had to bite the top off the bottle.

I don't like children. I stay as far away from them as possible.

I don't know what RUFK is.