Crushed red pepper flakes do it for me. I always use too many.

Because she said NO. Apparently he'd already tried to go around mom and weasle cupcakes from grandma. That's not the kind of behavior you reward.

The kid's a little sociopath who tries to shut down his mother's opinion as irrelevant. It's learned behavior.

Acutally, I think he was imitating somebody else. Like a douchebag father who feels to mansplain everything.

He's completely unbearable NOW. A relentless, manipulative little sociopath. Scary kid.

No kidding, you think this kid is adorable? I think he's a manipulative little sociopath ... and he's only THREE YEARS OLD.

Nicely said. :-)

I agree. Let's send all the contaminated Hot Pockets to Congress.

I have the answer to this: HYSTERECTOMY. Worked for me.

And then they hop into their brand-name SUVs and drive to Whole Foods, call their sweeties on their brand-name smartphones, plus all the product placement horseshit in the residences.

I've never liked airline meals, even back in the 1960s and 1970s when they were actually serving cuisine. I always bring along my own health food: muffins, gummi bears, pretzels, Twinkies and Milk Duds. Your jaws stay busy for hours.

Most of this shit looks like it came from the Salvation Army.

Not me. I'm retired.

Johnny Depp is an eclectic fashionista? I always thought he looked unwashed and homeless.

These are the same charges the Feds used to finally convict Al Capone: bank fraud and tax evasion. Believe me, these charges STICK.

I loved Teresa's comments one night on Watch What Happens Live when she explained to Andy Cohen that "this could happen to anybody."

Nah. She's only married to one of them.

No ... women don't prefer a department that's labeled PLUS SIZES. It's just another way to embarrass us. My husband is 6'5" and needs tall shirts/polos/tees. When he shops, his size is mixed right into the regular menswear departments.

I agree, the Oscars suck. Except I actually don't watch them.

He look horrible even when he's dressed up, so I guess he figures what the fuck.