I used to have a bedspread like this.

Leftover pizza with a Cheetos chaser. Also a lot of Coke Zero.

Light + air = DEATH. She's insane.

They Kardashians were basically hired as a couple of paid whores and I find it amusing that Kim was "shocked" to discover that Richard Lugner expected more for his half-million than arm candy. (I'm also shocked that her fiance was okay with this.)

The only one that works for me is #24 Count Chocula, my favorite go-to comfort cereal ever since it was introduced in 1971. I can state unequivocally that Count Chocula made me what I am today: a toothless diabetic.

I agree. She's a model but she's never been stick-thin. Victoria's Secret likes their models to fill out the lingerie.

In the 1950s (yes, I'm old) my mother thought it was "frugal" to add cut up hot dogs to her leftover beef stew so it would stretch for a second meal. My father and I would refuse to touch it (because who the fuck eats hot dogs in gravy with carrots?) but mom kept plugging away with this, year after year. Funny thing…

My food-gag reflex is a lot more basic than most people's because I can't stand eating something sweet with a regular entree, such as jello as a side dish with ANYTHING (or cranberry sauce with turkey). I can do a jello mold for dessert, however. Thank you.

Why?

Me, with Cheetos, eating it.

I am totally DONE with this narcissistic douchebag.

It was that dead bird strapped to his head. Unforgettable.

I haven't set foot in a movie theater since Chicken Run in 2000. Seriously. Theaters are too damn cold, the movies are too damn loud and I hate spending the money. God bless 60-inch plasma TVs and my great big sectional sofa. It's the only way to enjoy a film. Plus you can pause and pee any time you want.

She should also have her genitalia removed. I'm just saying.

Is she planning to have her genitalia removed, too?

I agree that skaters are athletic, but what they do isn't "sport." And it's certainly not an Olympic sport, either. It's just a show with judges, like American Idol. You can't measure the results in figure skating with clear and verifiable qualifications, such as the best time, longest distance and so on.

That's because the outcomes are usually about time and distance, results that can be seen and verified by everybody watching. Figure skating is a bunch of secretive, subjective bullshit.

And the American announcers were usually the kiss of death. The minute someone would whisper, "She owns the ice!" the skater would land on her ass 60 seconds later.

I'm sorry, people, but I don't think figure skating belongs in the Olympics because the results and medals are based on subjective decisions. I think medals should only be awarded to sports with results the general public can see for themselves, such as fastest time, greatest distance and so on. I'm sick of all the…

I have my doubts about Bruce Jenner and a sex change, but after living with the Kardashians nobody would blame him for entering the witness protection program.