If these girls don't stop with all the plastic surgery they won't even look Japanese any more.

What a controlling, condescending asshole. A woman with any shred of self-respect would kick him in the nuts and run for her life.

Wait. This was a beer commercial?

Actually, I saw him on Real Time with Bill Maher the other day and he looked like a girl. My husband had to ask me three times "Are you sure he isn't a girl?"

Unfortunately, she's built like a 14-year-old BOY.

I had a huge black cat named Sylvester that weighed 23 pounds. He wasn't fat ... he was as big as a panther! When he stretched out on our queen size bed his paws reached from edge to edge and when he stood on his hind legs he could rest his chin on the kitchen counter. Funny thing, he thought he was teeny. Always…

I have no idea what you're talking about.

They both look like desperate attention whores to me.

This looks like something Oprah would wear. You know, 60 years old and 45 pounds overweight.

I'm sorry, but in 2014 guys in fedoras all look and act like dickheads. This is the last time I thought a fedora looked good on anybody:

You are absolutely right. Raising the minimum wage is a very smart stimulus program because everybody funnels their money back int othe economy!

STFU, Bristol. You ignorant little twit.

I can't believe I just clicked that link for "floor plans" even though I've never watched Girls and don't intend to start. Weird, right?

Same for those fucking eyebrows.

I'm sick to death of all the lame "reboots" out there. For me it started when Steve Martin decided to stop being original. He looked like a desperate fool with remakes of Father of the Bride, Cheaper by the Dozen and Inspector Clouseau. That being said, there's just no way anybody could ever improve on the original Mu…

Hallelujah.

Yup. I'm calling bullshit on this one, too.

I could never fit into (or afford) any of these gorgeous creations to save my soul, but what I love is this: A woman of almost any age could wear them.

This is one of the many, many reason why I — as a senior citizen with a shitty immune system and mobility problems — would NEVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS set foot on a cruise ship. Blecch, people. Just BLECCH.

This is basically the same douchebag expression as Justin Bieber.