OMFG.

I don't give a flying fuck about Jennifer Lawrence. And if a nationwide "backlash" is coming, it's meaningless articles like this that will cause it.

I agree. I cringe every time I see these oversized thugs with pink socks or pink shoes. Looks stupid to me. If they want to support breast cancer awareness, the NFL should donate 50% of their ticket sales.

I disagree ... Guys and Dolls was terrific. But I can't believe nobody mentioned Gigi and My Fair Lady.

Holy crap. How could you leave out Gigi and My Fair Lady?

Bruce's ponytail? Hell, I'm more intrigued by those man-boobs!

Holy shit, when will these douchebags realize that 165 pounds IS NOT FAT ... unless you're maybe 4'11" tall? The answer to the dilemma would be for drug companies to create the Plan B drug in a higher dose for larger women. I'm getting so sick of this body-shaming crap.

I just rewatched The Manchurian Candidate for the millionth time and I'm always so knocked out by her outrageously evil performance. I've been a fan FOREVER. Bless her heart.

I can't wait for Amazon to start delivering my socks, AA batteries and canned tamales by drone helicopter! THE SOONER THE BETTER! Holy crap, it's like being Judy Jetson!

I have a very VERY hard time believing this is a true story.

Not too many infants actually speak any native language.

What the fuck?

When I was 18 months old I used to sing along to my dad's Rosemary Clooney records. (Yes, I'm really really old.) Apparently the entire family thought I'd grow up to be a movie star or a night club entertainer. Wrong. Not even close.

I'd eat all this shit in a heartbeat, but that's probably why I'm an overweight diabetic.

We do Stovetop stuffing in the microwave. We're not very picky here, though, and it all tastes pretty much the same under good gravy.

BENGHAZI!

Hey. It sounds like Congress!

I vote you stay home and eat grilled cheese and chocolate milk. Seriously, you'll be so much happier.

Plenty of people are unable to exercise. That's life. You play the cards you're dealt.

I vote you bring your own pie and gravy and lock her out of the house. Seriously.