This makes an excellent case for grilled cheese and chocolate milk. Happy Thanksgiving.

This is maybe the most disgusting thing I've ever read.

I don't understand all the fuss about the Jenner girls. Neither of them are particularly attractive at all.

I've always hated that douchebag Bode Miller. Now I know why.

From the headline of this post I assumed we were talking about throwing loaded tampons at people.

At least we didn't have to look at her tongue hanging out this time.

Yeah, but black pepper looks like an army of ants. I vote for white pepper.

Yeah, but black pepper looks like an army of ants. I vote for white pepper.

Actually, it is normal. Most American women are size 14 or larger. The women in those photos are not as large as you think they are.

I love your screen persona.

The media does not "dissect" her. For the last nine years she's thrown her entire sordid life onto the national stage and this is the natural outcome: nauseating over-exposure.

I thought the entire plot of her reality show was one big dump.

Tom Brower, true servant of the people. This douchebag needs to switch parties; he's a teabagger and doesn't even know it.

You forgot to mention Archie McPhee's yodeling pickles, Charles Dawin Christmas ornaments and Benjamin Franklin action figures. Just because.

I live in Texas. You wouldn't believe some of the truly weird shit they sell here. I always thought it was for tourists ... boy, was I wrong. Confederate flag playing cards, pictures of cattle on damn near anything, Alamo shoehorns. Yee-haw, y'all.

Isn't what called spaghetti sauce?

Yes ... the crust is a solid half-inch thick slab of glorious, lean Italian sausage. The cheese and tomatoes are on top. Check it out:

I grew up in Chicago and live in Dallas now. I order Lou Malnati's deep-dish by mail and it's the highlight of my life as a retired senior citizen. (For the record, I order the crustless Italian sausage because it has practically zero carbs. HEAVEN.)

Miley's definitely a movement. A bowel movement.

Actually, Cincinnati chili isn't really chili at all. It's a Greek-style meat sauce invented by Greeks immigrants. I happen to love the stuff on spaghetti, but it's definitely NOT CHILI.