OMG. Thank you for this. Thank you.

It actually looks like she's bathing in a TOILET.

This isn't art. This is just fucking stupid.

I give up. What, exactly, is a slampiece?

I feel your pain. I live in Texas.

Except these dirtbags are BROKE. Which means, by your reasoning, they'll get slapped on the wrist and sent home to start over again and find a way for somebody else to fund their lives (Bravo? Mom and dad?) under the table and do no time whatsoever. The Giudices are GANGSTERS. They lie, they cheat, they steal, they…

It's not likely that either of them will get 50 years (I'd be willing to bet it's more like 7 to 10) but the feds have some harsh sentencing requirements for crimes like this, especially wire fraud. I can't wait to watch this unfold. What a pair of maroons.

This isn't bananas at all. These are the same kind of charges the feds finally used to nail Al Capone: tax fraud, bank fraud, wire fraud and income tax evasion. The Giudices are screwed, and the greedy bastards did it to themselves.

I agree. I think the word here should be "Preggo," not "Prego" like the sauce ... unless that bump we're seeing on Jennifer is from too much spaghetti and meatballs. I'm just saying.

But be sure to eat healthy! My recommendation? The only food so far this year that HASN'T been recalled is Cheetos. Think about it.

You're adorable. I love this "floor wine" comment that keeps popping up.

I'm the asymmetrical type. I mean seriously asymmetrical. One's barely a B-cup, the other a DD. There's almost nothing you can buy to remedy a situation like this, and I've wasted a lifetime (and a fortune) trying various prosthetic devices of one kind or another, including $300 silicone-filled breast forms actually…

They don't give a shit. They're into fetus worship.

He's half white, remember?

We've got the coolest president EVER. And I mean that sincerely. He's just one very cool dude.

One more reason why God never wanted me to be a mother.

Almost as many times as she's been "getting married".

I'm sorry, but if you're sending ANYBODY naked pictures of yourself, you're the douchebag. That's the default position here.

We were invited to an out-of-state wedding a couple of years ago for a young couple we didn't know: the step-daughter of a relative was marrying a successful record producer. The invitation included a link to their wedding website, where visitors were treated to 15 galleries of photos from their world travels…

It's the hairline. Teresa is a neanderthal with four neanderthal children.