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And since every single thing in this world seems to be speeding up the slide down the slippery slope, I’m assuming that it’s just a matter of time before Casey Anthony pops out of a duck costume singing “The Children Are Our Future”.

I mean, how stupid do the producers of the show have to be to have Rudy on it?

Her yellow umbrella with streamers look was stunning.

Perhaps? In some instances I think the language barrier is too much for some of them, like Kenya and Lynesha and Cynthia Lee. Not coincidentally those were some of the worst snatch game train wrecks ever

I had similar thoughts about the Puerto Rican queens over the herstory of the show. One thing is it seems like most (or all?)of them have come from pageant backgrounds and pageant queens are another group which haven’t been particularly strong on RPDR over the years. I’m pretty sure virtually all of the winners and

I thought Alyssa won the lip sync and I like Kerri way more than I liker her. My wife thought it was because off the money gun mishap that she lost, referencing that Ru said if you’re gonna use a prop it better work in some previous season. I don’t remember Ru saying that though

If Maddy had worn the green dress (or a reasonable facsimile thereof), she probably would’ve been in the top so the judges could commend her on finally showing some style. And at the same time, if Kerri had worn Maddy’s look, she could’ve actually put up a fight in the lip sync

You have me wondering and thinking that despite the way the judges framed it out for her - Kerri herself thought she was reaching for versatility, without recognizing the crutch that while she’s still being so pretty (and we also don’t have so much of a baseline four episodes in), that’s what reads on camera instead

But the rest of the elements of Alyssa’s routine, with its higher GOE, clearly gave her the overall higher score, and the best program of the night. This was a Sotnikova Scandal! A Balkov burglary! A Kerrigan kerfuffle!

I love Miss Kornbread with all my heart and soul, but this was a rough episode for her, and I can’t argue with the judges critiques here. I’m hoping that she’s particularly open to Loni Love’s words, one large, funny black woman to another, especially as they were said with, ha, love.

I guess I respect that, but I was watching The Pit Stop this morning, and both Monet and Laganja made the excellent point that it would have been incredible to see Maddy to surprise us and walk that silhouette instead. Although Kerri did, indeed, look stunning. It’s just been so long since that look was seen as

Everyone in this season is nice, that’s why the eliminations are going to hurt. Sure, Kornbread was out of bounds this week. I’m not going to pretend she wasn’t, but in context it’s clear that she’s in an emotionally raw place and when met with an annoyance that would make others merely roll their eyes, she took

That is a long list of PR queens. Not gonna claim they are all amazing and some overstayed their welcome (Kenya Michaels) but yes, it does seem that they are cast to check the box.

But when did the “Night of a Thousand...” runway category become a tired retread of stolen looks, instead of an opportunity to provide inspiration and elevate a concept? Very few of the runway looks tonight were memorable, and Angeria and Alyssa wore the best of them. Kerri’s dress was boring becuase we’ve all seen it

This episode was a rough one for Kornbread; she came across as unlikable and humourless, which are two descriptors I never would have thought defined her from previous episodes.

Also, the runway seemed like such an ego trip. Of course J. Lo is stylish—she’s a celebrity who regularly walks the red carpet, it’d be foolish for her not to be. But that doesn’t mean she’s imprinted on pop culture enough for there to be a runway based on her. It’d be like having a Night of a Thousand Nicole Kidmans.

I wonder how Maddy is doing as a heterosexual man. Do you think she is constantly lost or faking her way through queer conversations?

I laughed a lot too. Willow’s whole “Jeffrey!” bit was inspired, and I expected the “born as a baby” joke to tank, but DeJa totally sold it. Absolutely agree that Jorgeous should have been in the bottom before either Kerri or Alyssa; I honestly don’t know what the judges see in her basic looks. And yeah, Kerri didn’t

The Top Four is still Willow, Angeria, Kornbread, and Bosco because production isn’t letting any of the other queens expand beyond the caricatures they were assigned on their index cards at the beginning of the season. Maddy is Heterosexual. Kerri is Pretty. Jorgeous is the Latinx queen, now that the show has kindly

That elimination was some kind of bullshit. I mean, I didn’t want to see Kerri go, either, but come on.