It’s likely not any more or less complicated than someone on the gala committee either knows her, personally, or knows someone who does. I mentioned on the other article that I sit on committees that put on galas and, usually they are limited, budget-wise, to the cheapest (cough, *free*) host or Honorary chair person.

Republicans up till now: “You know, we need the second amendment in case the government takes control and works against the citizens, and the citizens need to take up arms against a corrupt government.” Trump: “You know, maybe there’s a second amendment solution to Hillary.” Turns out not only right wingers have…

Listen, you don’t ask about *my* sexual proclivities and I won’t ask about *yours*

people who drink coffee.

Diane sounds like me... except rich and successful.

It’s really SAD! but I have an app that adds Donald’s tweets to a Google Docs spreadsheet every time he posts one. So even if he deletes them, they’re preserved for future reference when I need receipts for dumb shit he’s said. If the Library of Congress needs a copy, I’m happy to oblige.

Me too.

Remember when the made-up words coming from the White House were like, misunderestimate? And “this is where I office?” Simpler times.

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

At least they look happy.

Good Christ, how much were you paid to fart that out?

No, he seems to have the original two.

Someone was stressing the importance of hand holding like a normal human couple the whole helicopter ride over, and this was all Trump and Melania could manage, and that aide in the helicopter was all “Fine. Whatever. Close enough I guess” and then they had a quick drink from a flask probably and squawked out “it’s a…

No. He’s being portrayed by a crisis actor.

I suspect he’s indeed an expert, in comforting his upset mother.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I’m embarrassed/not embarrassed at my more primal nature and urges to actually punch Ivanka- repeatedly. Like, this conflict-avoidant, educated lady would like to think I’m above all that. But in my dark heart, I still know how to handle things like we did in my rather poor neighborhood outside of Nashville when I was…

They were probably wearing head to to oilskins to deal with the rage puking.

Here is today’s laugh:

To hear him tell it, Cheetolini is the best at everything.