Her bit about Brooks Shields wedding is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

A million years ago, she used to do these $10 shows were she would bring a stack of that week’s tabloids, leaf through them & riff on whatever stories caught her eye. She used one of those old overhead projectors to show us various headlines and pics. It was seriously hysterical.

Man, this community’s willingness to shit all over Kathy Griffin (who has had an astounding career when you actually look it up) is gross. Our enjoyment of comedy is of course subjective and no one has to like anyone, but yikes.

You do know that Kathy Griffin has produced more stand up specials than any comedian in history—not just the female ones—right? She’s had a pretty sick career—world records, emmys, etc. You might not like her, but to say her career has been shit is patently untrue.

Man. Simpler times.

In the Salon review of season 5, the reviewer compliments Robin Wright’s Claire Underwood by stating Underwood would dine on Ivanka Trump in a protein smoothie. Now, that would be appointment viewing.

*tears phone book in half*

More and more, I’m thinking the next President needs to be a career diplomat who can restart our relationship with the rest of the world, particularly our NATO allies.

“Monsieur Donald? It ees Emmanuel. Of la France, oui. I call to make sure your hand is okay? It is smaller than one expects, like a child’s hand truly, and I feared maybe I squeeze too hard?”

Sort of like beer goggles for fashion? Wine cooler goggles?

It is time to switch to Tiff Maples and lay low for a bit.

I’m sure it’s just because he gives her money for school and to live off of.

Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of…

It’s an easy mistake to make. Paris Hilton survived the LA blitz. She helped rebuild the Chateau Marmont using martini glasses and tiny, studded dog collars. Unfortunately the city was never quite the same, especially after Hollywood was walled off from West Hollywood. Never forget.

With the notable exception that “let them eat cake” was printed in a revolutionary propaganda pamphlet and not an actual quote. Yes, she was decadent spendthrift but Ivanka is actually doing this herself.

This. She was a fucking *mechanic* and military truck driver during WWII while she was still a princess. This has always been my favorite bit of trivia about her.

For people in their late 20s/early 30s, it was graduating high school during the GWB years. The man was, up until the current resident of the White House, the worst president of our short lifetimes. There was also the worry of the draft being reinstated because of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I came here and didn’t see color.