Personally, I was never bothered by the fact that she was in prison, and I wasn’t particularly swayed by the argument that her penalty was unduly harsh. She was on active duty and she willfully endangered the lives of her fellow men and women in uniform. That’s a big deal, no matter how much people wish to minimize it…

My Old Man will quit smoking before Trump quits a job that gives him public attention.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Here’s the thing, I know some christians who quietly voted for him. They don’t care if he’s a phony and they don’t care if he’s the least righteous person ever. He was maybe not their first choice. But to them he represents a chance to stop abortion. They literally couldnt care less about anything else.

I adore how she yells at traffic and gestures to get out the way. I feel like that in traffic all the time.

We’re all just the forced audience at a four year long taping of “The Apprentice, Banana Republic Edition.”

God that was such a fucking waste of a season. And this season hasn’t been that great either. We’re finally getting some traction after last week, but damn.

He’ll get a day pass, but he’ll still be in shackles.

Like everything else in his life, Self tanner, gold leaf and ketchup.

$100 says Kellyanne is addicted to opioids.

Oh, 100000%. I just think Sheree has been more careful with it than a lot of others. Danielle Staub’s spot-on impersonation of Jafar springs to mind.

So you used to work with Alex?

Was it Alex? It was Alex wasn’t it.

Just to add, many/most of them are/were at one point married while on the show. You’d be surprised how quickly marriages fall apart for people with personality disorders who are also starring on reality tv.

“Just ask any liberal dude who thinks women’s reproductive rights should always be political bargaining chips (“because Roe vs. Wade will never be overturned so it looks like we’re making a concession!”) but never something like the mortgage tax credit or student loan interest rates.”

Wow, I didn’t know SNL even had enough female cast members to do a Handmaid sketch.

I get it, but most American voters chose Clinton and I will not have the voice of the people erased! Our system can suck all the dicks, tho.

If Trump doesn’t do drugs, then what are amphetamines?

They’re going to say this is what happened as the baby was being pulled out

It's a little crazy that a former child actress was too normal for this show. Think about the chances of that.