Same. My dad would pick someone like him. That would... not end well. I might be open to my best friends picking someone but not my parents. I love my SO because he is not anything like my father, I liked what we have because its different than the example my parents set.

Coming up on my 45th Kardashianniversay and I got to say I feel a lot more accomplished.

Probably not much different than her dad’s tbh. :/

It honestly kind of bummed me out on inauguration day when he played peek a boo with Ivanka’s baby. For a brief honest moment he was just a sweet little boy playing with a baby to keep them distracted and happy for family photos, then I remembered that barring some miracle, in 10 years will be just as much of a…

I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she was just laying low in order to collect money for school/get her share of the pie, etc. However, after hearing about how tacky she and Marla behaved when it came to getting their hair and makeup done for the inauguration I just started lumping them both…

That’s actually how a lot of my peers (including myself) learned about oral sex.

Yeah, that goofy looking mug tricks people into thinking he is dumb.

Agreed. Trump only cares about Trump. Which means he will fuck over people at the drop of the hat but I believe if there was an easier alternative to getting what he wanted he would just as soon as do that. As long as he comes out of the deal “winning” he is happy. People the likes of Ryan just seem to be working for…

Agreed. Trump only cares about Trump. Which means he will fuck over people at the drop of the hat but I believe if there was an easier alternative to getting what he wanted he would just as soon as do that. As long as he comes out of the deal “winning” he is happy. People the likes of Ryan just seem to be working for…

They have to quote scripture because “Fuck you, slut, and God’s little miracle too” would sound too mean. :(

I thought he moved on to Hope Hicks, but a quick look at Heather’s facebook suggests she is allllll about some Trump as well as all of her friends. I can see that kind of hero worship being just the sort of thing Trump is most attracted to,

He would definitely outsource that job, his hands are too tiny and he’s a germaphobe. However, Bannon is filling bathtubs with acid (and not the fun kind) so I think we can safely assume he has disposed of a body or three and might be the first guy you call for such a matter.

Yeah, my mother has never been hugged, told she was loved or emotionally cared for in any capacity by her parents. They are the type of waspy stoic people who think getting silently misty eyed at a funeral is “making a scene.” She managed somehow to not turn into an abusive narcissistic power hungry goblin, she is…

If lying meant you might possibly spend 5 years in prison, wouldn’t you cover your ass/err on the side of caution and just list everything anyway? I would.

Dude rompers are in. I want to see how they look in orange.

Mormon’s tend to be polite too. I am downright giddy at the prospect of having someone at the helm with enough manners and social skills not to get us into a nuclear winter.

I’m only 31 but even I remember when the Russians were considered the baddies and now we have Trump supporters shouting “Russia is our friend” in protest of confederate statues being taken down. It’s amazing to me how quickly people will turn in the face of propaganda.

I admire your optimism, but with Trump it can always be worse. Just when you think it’s rock bottom, Donny finds a way.

I have been wanting something like this but wasn’t about to pay $500. Taking the plunge, hope it works out. I haaaaaate vacuuming.

I have been wanting something like this but wasn’t about to pay $500. Taking the plunge, hope it works out. I…

Yeah, I live in Texas I will talk to people I know if they want to talk to me civilly. But Billy Bob in the east Texas gas station, when I am just trying to pass through in order to see my mother? Nah.