Agreed. If he was brainwashed he wouldn’t have been on Ashley Madison having sex outside his marriage in the first place.

My boyfriend is a full-time musician and has been the entire 9 years I have known him. If I went to every gig it is the equivalent of him following me to work every morning so LOLnope. He has lots of late nights and if I had to stay up and panic about him cheating on me every single night, I would have had a stroke…

“he was gross like John Goodman”

Remember when Dick Cheney shooting his friend in the face was considered shocking? Now someone suggests maybe Bannon was trying to dissolve a body and I’m sitting here thinking “sounds about right, what else is new?”

Oh, I would totally bet that for yearsssss he was smug about “having two women” and then suddenly not one but two women dumped him for each other. In MRA speak, he went from being an alpha Chad to a double beta cuck overnight. The only reason we are hearing about it because there is a kid involved that they get to…

Oh the beauty of this is that it is all technically voluntary, you either let them have the DNA info or you can just work somewhere else. Much like if you don’t want a abortion, the solution is to never have sex or be raped. And if you never want to be in a car accident, you just never get inside a car. Easy as pie.

I think of the election results more as our series finale for America. This spinoff though has been awful.

My employer has a voluntary wellness program and the incentive is an all or nothing thing. Don’t meet all the criteria? Ineligible for the insurance discount. Since BMI is one of the things on the checklist there is no point in me participating. At my thinnest in my 20s I was in the early stages of an eating disorder…

Yup, a close friend of mine was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis soon after all the ACA things were passed about preexisting conditions. We worked together at a company and as soon as she disclosed her condition to HR because she needed some assistance with things like the ability to work from home some days or a…

“Baby carrots make an excellent snack and are a healthy alternative to chips and other crunchy food.”

My employer has a wellness program. So far its voluntary to participate in but it offers a pretty steep discount on your health insurance if you meet the criteria. When I started here, I was thinking I would participate until I saw that one of the metrics they used to determine eligibility was your BMI. Lol.

It does everyone, no matter what size, a disservice to lie and misrepresent sizing. Kim isn’t a 2 and Mama June isn’t a 4 and sadly there will be women who feel shitty about themselves because being a 2 or a 4 isn’t healthy or attainable for them. About 10 years ago I had some very disordered eating and exercise…

Admittedly, I am not familiar with most of Ed’s music, but I will always have a soft spot for him. Last year I ran into a guy who was on vacation from Scotland and he asked for some local recommendations so that he could experience all that [my city/state] has to offer. We ended up talking, hanging out, going out for…

Yeah, but she is going to have to eat a whole lot of makeup to be pretty on the inside.

My mom had lap band about 6 years ago. She ended up having issues with acid reflux and she couldn’t have the band tightened without vomitting everything including water. Luckily it was reversible.

I’m reminded of the reverse, when Kirstie Alley was peddling some weight loss program and wouldn’t fess up to her original starting weight. She was all “at my heaviest I was almost 200 lbs!!”

I wish the bar was set that low for mothers. Every time I see another viral post that’s like “Look, this dad learned how to do his daughter’s hair!” it makes me want to vom. Congrats, you managed to put your machismo aside long enough to give your daughter pigtails, I’ll call city hall and get a parade permit.

My dad was a lot like this. Unless we were wanting to participate in whatever he wanted to do in the manner he wanted us to participate and he wanted us around (i.e. be his caddy on the golf course because he was playing alone that day), that dude was living his life however he wanted and we were his accessories when…

My dad did the same. Every Saturday he played golf from dawn to dusk and if I was lucky and he was feeling particularly parental or engaged, I got to caddy! Not play with him or learn the game, just be his caddy. He also never once attended any kind of awards ceremony or after school event because of reasons like…

I feel like I have been screaming from the rafters that Trump has Narcissistic Personality Disorder based on my experiences with my own father (who has been diagnosed by a professional). My father would declare that everybody loved him just because someone shook his hand and was cordial and/or professional. Trump was…