Christ what a non-story, taking a big trip, a grand tour, is pretty common vernacular, there’s nothing more to it other than the fact that the new show is going to be moving around from location to location and the most obvious thing to call it is The Grand Tour, nothing more than that, like when you call the news The…

Haha what the fuck is this shit? You really think a single reference to a very general concept (a big tour) is the genesis for their new show, youse havin a laff m8s??

Technically it has, as Greenland negotiated it’s exit, but since Greenland’s basically 100 fishermen and their nans, no one cared

Already seen 3 people on the news saying they didn’t think their Leave vote mattered and now the gravity of the result is hitting them. STOP GETTING VOTING WRONG.

There are many practical and ideological reasons for being in the EU and many more reasons to fear leaving it. DEPRESS

Nah fuck that

Hnnnnn! I’ll be there on the Saturday, hope to get a good look then

Imagine being a motoring journo in America. So many horrible cars!

Ferrari F512M, absolutely hateful (caveat: I would buy one cheap and flip it for profit as long as no one saw my in or near it)

Nope, that’s not enough for me to spend my hard-earned on.

Your eyes are broken.

I assume you’re not including the UK when you talk about Europe? Because debadging cars isn’t a trend here. You do see it but keeping the manufacturer and model badges on the back of cars is generally seen as a sign of well-kept car, in other words there’s an association here between de-badging and people who modify…

Pointless when there’s the 3-series though

BMWs line-up is becoming diluted and confusing, the other day I saw some sort of 2-series mini MPV, I was like ‘ugh!’

The screen and centre-console controls are absolute gash, and having driven one for a week recently, I can report that software is ugly, over designed and slow. RUBBISH! This is a premium car, if Apple can sell something as quick, attractive and intuitive as the iPad for a few hundred quid, you’d expect Merc to be…